he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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