drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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