Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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