question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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