Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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