I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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