Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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