this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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