well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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