Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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