You're completely useless in the revolution.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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