Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.