I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.