i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Actions speak louder than pants.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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