My friends, they love my intelligence
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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