you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
