i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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