I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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