I'm jealous of your bromance
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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