Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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