i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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