I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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