So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
