And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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