If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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