On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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