What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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