He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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