Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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