is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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