I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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