whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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