But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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