He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
