I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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