So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
this boner is exhausting
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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