It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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