just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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