i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.