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• (585): View more from New York

  It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.

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• (925): View more from California

  she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life

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• (818): View more from California

  They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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• (940): View more from Texas

  This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm two sheets to the sexual wind

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"

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