Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Couch. On fire.