Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(713): View more from Texas

I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(713): I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way... http://tfl.nu/0604

Replies (12) Good night (819) Bad night (1461)
Favorite
(970): View more from Colorado

sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(970): sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan. http://tfl.nu/zri3

Replies (70) Good night (793) Bad night (2702)
Favorite
(706): View more from Georgia

yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(706): yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning http://tfl.nu/1trw

Replies (38) Good night (1214) Bad night (7899)
Favorite
(919): View more from North Carolina

My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(919): My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights. http://tfl.nu/zugt

Replies (18) Good night (1029) Bad night (3568)
Favorite
(314): View more from Missouri

I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(314): I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario http://tfl.nu/9b6y

Replies (3) Good night (2116) Bad night (1362)
Favorite
(859): View more from Kentucky

will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(859): will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour http://tfl.nu/165f

Replies (4) Good night (1686) Bad night (571)
Favorite
(361): View more from Texas

Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(361): Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck? http://tfl.nu/ihmp

Replies (5) Good night (2062) Bad night (944)
Favorite
(201): View more from New Jersey

My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(201): My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf. http://tfl.nu/v6hn

Replies (7) Good night (2612) Bad night (603)
Favorite
(410): View more from Maryland

I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(410): I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole http://tfl.nu/hdrj

Replies (7) Good night (2157) Bad night (689)
Favorite
(202): View more from Washington, DC

Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(202): Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF http://tfl.nu/zpe8

Replies (2) Good night (884) Bad night (422)
Favorite
(218): View more from Minnesota

We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(218): We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand. http://tfl.nu/ljk5

Replies (2) Good night (544) Bad night (610)
Favorite
(707): View more from California

Hahah. They reconnected again?

(1-707): View more from California

Like with his penis I guess

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(707): Hahah. They reconnected again? (1-707): Like with his penis I guess http://tfl.nu/k3d2

Replies (1) Good night (576) Bad night (277)
Favorite
(843): View more from South Carolina

Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?

(843): View more from South Carolina

Maybe

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(843): Bring a bathing suit and your good liver. (1-843): My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice? (843): Maybe http://tfl.nu/53dg

Replies (4) Good night (1054) Bad night (366)
Favorite
(305): View more from Florida

Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(305): Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home. http://tfl.nu/dxz5

Replies (1) Good night (466) Bad night (261)
Favorite
(585): View more from New York

I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(585): I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis. http://tfl.nu/v0yv

Replies (1) Good night (350) Bad night (527)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: