New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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