We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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