just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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