Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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