You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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