We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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