Me too!
Buhtt sex?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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