with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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