check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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