But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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