After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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