He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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