my phone needs a breathalizer
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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