I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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