At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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